It Turns Out I'm Psycho

So, I've learned that I'm kind of a mental case. After a couple weeks of a new boyfriend I started to feel all suffocated and retarded so now I'm single again- just me and my issues. But guess what? I'm happier now, so I guess that's good. However, Uncle Morgan, I would still love to see the dance move so interestingly titled 'the chewbacca' and appreciate your enthusiasm for embarrassing me. I have begun reading the Harry Potter series. Surprisingly, it's not as stupid or blasphemous as I had assumed, and has a quite quirky sense of humor. So, I've spent the day drinking delicious Belgian coffee, listening to French jazz, and writing a novel since I've been recently inspired. So, I'm doing pretty good right now. My government project is still sucking, because I'm always stuck with the guy I mentioned in my previous post. But, I've written a seven page speech (it is double-spaced though) on Bob Barr, which is very informative. I'm pretty dang proud of myself. I'm also starting on our assigned self-portraits in Art class. I hate it so far, because our slightly bizarre teacher decided to take it upon himself to take surprise pictures of us in class, and mine is revolting and hideous. My hair was in a ponytail as usual that day, so now this huge sketch of myself will look like I'm balding and that's never attractive. If my future French doctor philosopher rich Christian missionary husband in Australia ever sees this, I'll be an old maid forever. I'll have to start spending my college money on catlitter, since those are the only males who will be able to handle my unpredictable moodswings and singing Lady Marmalade in the shower.
So, I had ACT's again this morning. I got a really freaking awesome score last time, but if I get one more point this round, I'll get most of my tuition paid for through scholarships. It was really cold in the classroom and I had to pee the whole time. So, I'm pretty much exhausted, even though I took a four hour nap when I got home. On a happier note, Mom and I bought some new clothes for our little furry puppy Sugar. She now has a new winter coat with fake fur on the hood, and two cute little sweaters to keep her warm in the approaching chilly weather. She is just too dang adorable. She is now sleeping on Mom's lap wearing her little striped sweater with the fuzzy dingleballs on the collar. I sometimes think she has a cuter wardrobe than me. Another awesome thing!!!! I found my Halloween costume! I was going to be a geisha, because I have recently dyed my hair a delicious dark chocolate color, which is pretty much black, and I figured with black hair and super pale skin, year round, Asian was the way to go. But it turns out, that kimonos and costumes that don't come with fishnet tights and short whorish skirts don't come cheap, or anywhere near a small town in Kansas. So, I'm going to be a viking instead. I've got a helmet with big horns, fuzzy boots, and a short brown skirt. It's pretty dang cute, and I'm going to do a new rendition of my secretly cultivated buffalo dance. It involves a lot of stomping and tossing my head, which my darling uncle should appreciate, and I think I'll enjoy myself a lot at the school Halloween dance. So anyway, I better get back to my writing since I'm still inspired for now. Just wanted to update, since a lot has changed since my last post. I appreciate all of your comments and love you all dearly! So, I'm going to return now to writing and watching WifeSwap which this week features a family obsessed with alligators. Much love and awkward hugs!
Ciara xoxoxo