It Turns Out I'm Psycho

So, I've learned that I'm kind of a mental case. After a couple weeks of a new boyfriend I started to feel all suffocated and retarded so now I'm single again- just me and my issues. But guess what? I'm happier now, so I guess that's good. However, Uncle Morgan, I would still love to see the dance move so interestingly titled 'the chewbacca' and appreciate your enthusiasm for embarrassing me. I have begun reading the Harry Potter series. Surprisingly, it's not as stupid or blasphemous as I had assumed, and has a quite quirky sense of humor. So, I've spent the day drinking delicious Belgian coffee, listening to French jazz, and writing a novel since I've been recently inspired. So, I'm doing pretty good right now. My government project is still sucking, because I'm always stuck with the guy I mentioned in my previous post. But, I've written a seven page speech (it is double-spaced though) on Bob Barr, which is very informative. I'm pretty dang proud of myself. I'm also starting on our assigned self-portraits in Art class. I hate it so far, because our slightly bizarre teacher decided to take it upon himself to take surprise pictures of us in class, and mine is revolting and hideous. My hair was in a ponytail as usual that day, so now this huge sketch of myself will look like I'm balding and that's never attractive. If my future French doctor philosopher rich Christian missionary husband in Australia ever sees this, I'll be an old maid forever. I'll have to start spending my college money on catlitter, since those are the only males who will be able to handle my unpredictable moodswings and singing Lady Marmalade in the shower.
So, I had ACT's again this morning. I got a really freaking awesome score last time, but if I get one more point this round, I'll get most of my tuition paid for through scholarships. It was really cold in the classroom and I had to pee the whole time. So, I'm pretty much exhausted, even though I took a four hour nap when I got home. On a happier note, Mom and I bought some new clothes for our little furry puppy Sugar. She now has a new winter coat with fake fur on the hood, and two cute little sweaters to keep her warm in the approaching chilly weather. She is just too dang adorable. She is now sleeping on Mom's lap wearing her little striped sweater with the fuzzy dingleballs on the collar. I sometimes think she has a cuter wardrobe than me. Another awesome thing!!!! I found my Halloween costume! I was going to be a geisha, because I have recently dyed my hair a delicious dark chocolate color, which is pretty much black, and I figured with black hair and super pale skin, year round, Asian was the way to go. But it turns out, that kimonos and costumes that don't come with fishnet tights and short whorish skirts don't come cheap, or anywhere near a small town in Kansas. So, I'm going to be a viking instead. I've got a helmet with big horns, fuzzy boots, and a short brown skirt. It's pretty dang cute, and I'm going to do a new rendition of my secretly cultivated buffalo dance. It involves a lot of stomping and tossing my head, which my darling uncle should appreciate, and I think I'll enjoy myself a lot at the school Halloween dance. So anyway, I better get back to my writing since I'm still inspired for now. Just wanted to update, since a lot has changed since my last post. I appreciate all of your comments and love you all dearly! So, I'm going to return now to writing and watching WifeSwap which this week features a family obsessed with alligators. Much love and awkward hugs!
Ciara xoxoxo

Me Again!!

Hello everyone...
I have finally found the time to ignore my College Algebra homework and write to you all! So...much has happened indeed since my last post. First of all, I went to homecoming. And in my desperate search for a date I found myself a boyfriend! Yeah I know really only I could manage that. Some of you are probably recalling things I said about being a nun and never looking at a boy again but I assure you this is destiny, because my new man has very nicely developed facial hair. Not only that, but he is very intelligent and could carry on a conversation with a pig's infected toenail-which makes talking to me seem pretty dang easy...I think that's what I meant...anyway, my family luuurves him and he's not an immature creep like my previous choices of males. In fact, he talks politics! And he even knows what 'politics' means!! So anyway, enough about that very faberulous topic...I've been very busy and stressed out lately and I don't have the time to practice my violin. Even the time I'm using now to blog isn't free time-it's homework time but my mom won't know that until she reads this :) So school is great except for me being sick the two previous days and now having a buttload of homework. And, everytime I have a huge project in a social studies class, I'm put in a group with the laziest, most lethargic pothead in my whole class. This does not make Ciara happy. It does not indeed. Anndd...I'm watching The Young and the Restless and I think that Nikki is a very scary person. Um...what else am I thinking? Sugar is adorable; Mom bought her a ladybug costume for Halloween and it's the cutest dang thing in the world. I love cats...I need to exercise but I don't want to...that's pretty much it! Other than school exhausting me, my life is pretty dang good! So...I'm gonna try and tackle the algebra...don't know what the heck I'm doing...ok!
I LOVE THE OFFICE I LOVE THE OFFICE I LOVE THE OFFICE I LOVE THE OFFICE!!!!!
Ciara!