Herroooo!

Hello my loverly fans and admirers. I am in a très happy mood, due to the fact that tonight I took a break from my perpetual reading and made two batches of very scrumptious scones and ate them with jam and nutella. Now that I'm feeling very European and my homework is done, I can sit and remark on my life whilst my full belly digests its contents of pastry and Sierra Mist. I've actually been in a quite good mood lately, and got a substantial amount of love today. Nevermind the fact that I am indeed free and single, I still got my share of kisses today. Most were from my little lovedumpling Sugar (the psychotic bipolar puppy), and then a few very tender licks from Francis, my chivalrous hairball of a cat. If I had a million dollars I would buy a moped and then stash the rest in a very giant pair of furry boots and I would tour the world. I'd really like to see Scotland...and France, since I speak both English and French I think I could handle it. Now I'm laughing in a very angry way because Brandon, my darling little sibling asked my mother how many times I was dropped on my head as a baby. This is very unfair. I think it's fairly normal for a person to grunt and click their tongue to the rythm of a French accordian song which has been stuck in their head. I just finished two days ago the most amazing book in my history of reading. I will put it on my bookshelf. It's called 'The Thirteenth Tale' by Diane Setterfield. It was very rich and finely worded. It made me want to eat raisin cake. Well, I'd better go, I'm quite busy planning to take over the world and find a way to rig elections so that Obama has no chance of winning. I think that if Meryl Streep was Batman, then Obama would most definitely be a very gay Robin. With the bald ham-like legs and freakish suit and whatnot. And I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in this assumption...so, I think I'll put on a cape and climb up to the roof now. I love all of my readers almost as much as I love olives
Ciao (and au revoir and stuff)